TUE 22 SEPOPEN
Kickoff Coupe
SENDS
D. Garrow (RB)
Flex Appeal
SENDS BACK
N. Stone (K)
2027 3rd-round pick
Sam is offering a starting running back for a kicker. Again.
Trade block · deadline Tue 17 Nov
Every offer, every counter, every veto.
Offers stay open until someone accepts, counters or declines. Accepted trades go to a league vote within 24 hours.
MON 21 SEPCOUNTERED
The Taxi Squad
SENDS
E. Diallo (WR)
J. Harlan (WR)
Mud Season
SENDS BACK
M. Amadi (RB)
Two-for-one. Jonah countered by asking for Lena’s draft-day snacks.
SUN 20 SEPACCEPTED
Tuesday Waivers
SENDS
T. Iverson (QB)
Fourth & Forever
SENDS BACK
L. Delacroix (TE)
B. Moreno (RB)
Accepted in four minutes. League vote passed 9–1.
SAT 19 SEPOPEN
Goal Line Stand
SENDS
Z. Rasmussen (WR)
The Hash Marks
SENDS BACK
A. Summers (RB)
A straight swap of disappointments. Both managers call it ‘a change of scenery’.
FRI 18 SEPDECLINED
Two-Minute Drill
SENDS
Q. Treadwell (WR)
Granite D
Commissioner’s Pets
SENDS BACK
C. Iverson (WR)
Grant declined without a counter, which the group chat noticed.
THU 17 SEPACCEPTED
Bye Week Heroes
SENDS
2027 2nd-round pick
Late-Round QBs
SENDS BACK
P. Oduya (QB)
Theo finally traded a quarterback. It was the late-round one.
How trades work
Four rules, one vote.
VOTE
A majority of the league approves.
Every accepted trade goes to a vote within 24 hours. The commissioner only breaks ties.
DEADLINE
Tuesday of week 11, midnight.
Moved a week earlier in 2026 after a late-season fire sale nobody enjoyed.
HOUSEHOLDS
No trading with your spouse.
The 2017 rule, passed 10–2. The two know who they are.
COMMISSIONER
Grant can’t approve his own deals.
Added in 2020, the season after he won his own league.
Players to watch
The names in most offers.
T. Iverson
QB
Traded from Tuesday Waivers in week 2 of 2026 for a tight end and a running back. The league vote passed 9–1.
M. Amadi
RB
The subject of Lena’s two-for-one offer. Jonah countered by asking for snacks.
E. Diallo
WR
Lena drafted him in round 1 and has turned down three offers since.
L. Delacroix
TE
Moved to Fourth & Forever in the Iverson trade.
Power rankings
Who needs a trade most.
WEEK 3 · BY GRANT HOLLOWAY, COMMISSIONER
3
Grant Holloway
Unbeaten, and the commissioner swears he didn’t write this list. The group chat has asked for an audit.
▲ 2
1
Priya Sethi
The defending champ split the first two weeks. Still the roster everyone would trade for.
▼ 1
6
Lena Vogt
Lena picked up both waiver-wire running backs before anyone woke up. Tuesday nights are hers now.
▲ 3
2
Dana Okoro
Dana set a lineup with two players on bye. The team is good enough to survive it. Barely.
▼ 2
5
Tess Moreau
Tess is .500 and would like everyone to stop calling her team ‘quietly good’.
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8
Ava Brennan
Ava’s flex spot has outscored three teams’ quarterbacks. We checked twice.
▲ 2
4
Miles Arden
Miles is unbeaten and ranked seventh. He has filed a complaint. It was ignored.
▼ 3
7
Rafa Quinn
Rafa scored 61 points in the fourth quarter of Monday night. The first three quarters were rough.
▼ 1
9
Omar Castell
Omar benched his best receiver for ‘a feeling’. The feeling scored 3.2.
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10
Jonah Pike
Jonah’s team name is holding up. Everything else is still loading.
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11
Sam Whitlock
Sam traded for a kicker. On purpose. In September.
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12
Theo Nakamura
Theo’s strategy is working exactly as named. The late-round quarterback is the only one scoring.
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Standings
The table every offer is trying to change.
TEAMW–LSTRKLAST
1Grant Holloway · bye2–0234.3199.6+34.7W22Miles Arden · bye2–0220.7207.7+13.0W23Tess Moreau1–1238.7205.9+32.8W14Ava Brennan1–1237.2234.1+3.1L15Lena Vogt1–1235.3229.9+5.4L16Dana Okoro1–1231.7232.7-1.0W17Sam Whitlock1–1225.7231.8-6.1L18Priya Sethi1–1223.6185.3+38.3W19Omar Castell1–1219.5235.4-15.9W110Rafa Quinn1–1210.8233.2-22.4L111Theo Nakamura0–2215.7230.8-15.1L212Jonah Pike0–2184.2251.0-66.8L2