Sam Whitlock
Kickoff Coupe
Always trading. Occasionally winning.
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2025
11th · 5–9 · 1,422.3 pts
Sam holds the league record for trades in one season, 17 in 2021, and has offered a running back for a kicker in four different Septembers. None of those trades were accepted.
Kickoff Coupe finished 11th in 2025. Sam hosted the 2023 draft as the previous year’s last place and made everyone wear name tags. It was, the league agrees, the best-organised draft yet.
2025, week by week
Every score from last season.
The team’s weekly points against the league average, then every result underneath.
This week
Around the league on Sunday.
Rivals
The rest of the league.
Fourth & Forever
Priya Sethi
Never punt. Never sell low.
2nd · 9–5 · 1,694.9 pts
Tuesday Waivers
Dana Okoro
The wire is a lifestyle.
1st · 9–5 · 1,713.2 pts
The Hash Marks
Miles Arden
Between the hashes, every week.
4th · 9–5 · 1,606.4 pts
Commissioner’s Pets
Grant Holloway
Rules are rules. Mostly.
5th · 8–6 · 1,622.8 pts
Standings