Grant Holloway
Commissioner’s Pets
Rules are rules. Mostly.
TITLES
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TITLE YEARS
2019
2025
5th · 8–6 · 1,622.8 pts
Grant has run the league since the whiteboard draft in 2014. He writes the rules, sets the schedule, approves the trades and, in 2019, won the title. The league has asked for an independent audit every season since.
The team name was a joke from another manager in 2014. Grant kept it on purpose. He also writes the weekly power rankings, and he ranks himself first more often than the numbers suggest.
2025, week by week
Every score from last season.
The team’s weekly points against the league average, then every result underneath.
This week
Around the league on Sunday.
Rivals
The rest of the league.
Fourth & Forever
Priya Sethi
Never punt. Never sell low.
2nd · 9–5 · 1,694.9 pts
Tuesday Waivers
Dana Okoro
The wire is a lifestyle.
1st · 9–5 · 1,713.2 pts
The Hash Marks
Miles Arden
Between the hashes, every week.
4th · 9–5 · 1,606.4 pts
Commissioner’s Pets
Grant Holloway
Rules are rules. Mostly.
5th · 8–6 · 1,622.8 pts
Standings