Theo Nakamura
Late-Round QBs
The strategy is in the name.
TITLES
0
TITLE YEARS
Still looking
2025
12th · 4–10 · 1,368.2 pts
Theo waits on quarterbacks every draft and has built a whole franchise around the idea. It has produced some very good late-round quarterbacks and no titles.
Late-Round QBs finished last in 2025 at 4–10, which earned Theo the Wooden Spoon and the job of hosting the 2026 draft. He booked a room with a projector, and the league has never been so impressed with a last-place finish.
2025, week by week
Every score from last season.
The team’s weekly points against the league average, then every result underneath.
This week
Around the league on Sunday.
Rivals
The rest of the league.
Fourth & Forever
Priya Sethi
Never punt. Never sell low.
2nd · 9–5 · 1,694.9 pts
Tuesday Waivers
Dana Okoro
The wire is a lifestyle.
1st · 9–5 · 1,713.2 pts
The Hash Marks
Miles Arden
Between the hashes, every week.
4th · 9–5 · 1,606.4 pts
Commissioner’s Pets
Grant Holloway
Rules are rules. Mostly.
5th · 8–6 · 1,622.8 pts
Standings