Draft
Theo Nakamura
The 2026 draft, graded by the person who finished last
As last season’s Wooden Spoon, Theo hosted the draft and, by tradition, writes the grades. He gave himself an A.
The host grades the draft. That is the rule, and it has never produced a fair set of grades. This year’s host finished 4–10 last season, so expectations were managed.
Highest grade: Late-Round QBs, A. Lowest grade: Tuesday Waivers, C-minus, for drafting a kicker in round 12 ‘to send a message’.
League notes
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History
The 2025 final, in the words of the runner-up
Dana finished first in the table and second in the final. She would like to talk about the scoring change from 2019.
Setup
How to connect this site to your league’s data
Every standings table, matchup card and chart on this site reads from one JSON file. Here is the shape it expects.
Rules
Why the trade deadline moved to week 11
After 17 trades in 2021 and a late-season fire sale in 2025, the league voted 8–4 to move the deadline a week earlier.
Commissioner hub
Open votes and deadlines.
VOTE OPEN · CLOSES FRI 9:00 PM
Should the final end on Sunday night?
Lena’s motion, ninth year running.
TRADE DEADLINE · TUE 17 NOV
Eight weeks to fix your roster.
Trades need a league vote within 24 hours.
DRAFT · SUN 30 AUG
Already happened. Grades are in.
Theo gave himself an A.
This week
Six games on Sunday.
Standings